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JUAN:..Pre, nung mayaman pa kami, nagkakamay kami kumain. Ngayong mahirap na kami kutsara na. PEDRO:..Bakit baliktad yata?? JUAN:..Mahirap kamayin ang lugaw pre!
A Kid asks: Daddy? How did I come into this world? The Daddy Answered: Well, my child, someday I will have To tell you any way, The Kid asked again: So why not today? The Dad Respond: Please, listen carefully: Mom and Dad met each other in an internet cafe. In the Bathroom of that cafe, dad connected to mom. Mom at that time made some downloads from dads memory stick. When dad finished uploading we discovered we didnt use any firewall. Since it was too late to cancel or delete, nine months later we ended up with a virus... waja!
INTSIK: miss bili k ng tinda kOng panty pg sinuOt u hndi k mabu2ntis. murang mura lng.
MARIA: tlga? sure k pOh manOng?
INTSIK: ou hndi k mabu2ntis pg suOt u yn.
MARIA: bi2li aq ng lima. (pgkalipas ng 2 buwan) MARIA: hayup k! nilOkO u aq. sav u hndi k mabu2ntis pg cnuOt q ang panty na binenta u sken. nabuntis aq ng bf q.
INTSIK: bka hinubad u.
NkasaLub0ng ng 1ng sexy na chix.. Hayden kho: sex tau, ba2yaran kta 1thousand. 22wad ka lng, tp0z ila2gay q ung 1thou sa sahig. Pu2lutin mu lng. Pg npulot mu tp0s na tau. Sexy: ta2wagan q muna bf q f pa2yag. (tnawagan c bf) BF: cge blisan mu lng pg2wad pra wlang mngyari.
MakaLipas ang 10minuTo.. (2mwag c bf) BF: tp0z nb? nkuha mu nb ang pera? Sexy: ahh ohh oh shit,.. Ndi pa eh.. BF: ha? Bkit? Sexy: tag pi-piso eh!
Anak:Tay, 22o p0 bng my multo?
Tay:nak wlng multo d2, Bkt mu ntnong?
Anak:Sbi kc ni yaya mRmiNg mult0 d2 eh!
Tay: Nak, Mag-impAke knA!Tarantado!Wla taUng yaya!
Dlawang baliw nag-uusap
baliw1:kng magaling ka tawarin m nga 2ng ilaw ng flashlight.
Bliw2:anu ako tanga eh kng patayin ung ilaw eh di na laglag pa ako, bobo!
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